my life is a mix of 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol.
this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
can’t wait to own dogs with u
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*