My Racing Thoughts

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

Must find out how to “put self out there”
Im on a mission to make a boy fall in love with me

jaylanun:

jaylanun:

You better iron your clothes before you go to church

Because He must increase and you must de-crease

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them.

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

Rami Ali Ali / Spring and Summer 2014

Smiled at beautiful work man today, and almost got to say hi (I didn’t though). I think that was a big step for us.

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

brokenquill:


The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.